NOW RESERVING FOR LAUNCH  ✦  PIERCE COUNTY, WA  ✦  FIRST CLEANUP FREE  ✦  $25/WEEK LOCKED FOR LIFE  ✦  ONLY 30 FOUNDING SPOTS  ✦  NOW RESERVING FOR LAUNCH  ✦  PIERCE COUNTY, WA  ✦  FIRST CLEANUP FREE  ✦  $25/WEEK LOCKED FOR LIFE  ✦  ONLY 30 FOUNDING SPOTS  ✦ 
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30 SPOTS ONLY!
Hi! We'll take it from here 👋

Yucky yard?
Not anymore.

Funny name. Serious on duty.

Weekly dog poop scooping for Pierce County pups. We show up, scoop it all, haul it away — then text you a photo of your clean yard and a closed gate.

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★★★★★
Pierce County's friendliest poop scoopers
FOUNDING MEMBERS

Get in before the gates open.

Reserve now and lock in $25/week for life — plus your first cleanup is free. No payment today. When we launch, founding members get first pick of service days.

Claim My Founding Spot

How it works

Three steps. Zero poop.
1

Reserve your spot

Tell us about your yard and your dogs. Free to join — you're just on the list.

2

We scoop weekly

Same day every week. You don't even need to be home. Gate photo texted when we're done.

3

You enjoy the yard

Kids, cookouts, bare feet. Never think about poop again.

Simple pricing

One dog included. +$5/visit per extra dog. Cancel anytime.

Twice a Week

$40
per week
  • 2 visits every week
  • Best for 3+ dogs
  • Text + gate photo
Reserve
⭐ MOST POPULAR

Once a Week

$25
per visit
  • 1 visit every week
  • Set it and forget it
  • Text + gate photo
Reserve

Every 2 Weeks

$30
per visit
  • 1 visit every other week
  • Light maintenance
  • Text + gate photo
Reserve
📋 Dooty Report after every visit
🚪 Gates closed & secured
🧴 Yard deodorizer +$16
One-time deep cleanups available — ask us for a quote.

Reserve your founding spot

30 spots. Then the gates close.

Join the waitlist

Free to reserve · First cleanup free · $25/week locked for life
No payment today. We'll text you before launch to confirm your start date.
Serving Pierce County, WA.